Words & music by Doug Harvey
Where am I? What time is it?
How long have I been here?
I’m dry as a bone and I’m burning up;
Can somebody get me a beer?
I can’t tell if its night or day;
It’s dark, dark most of the time
Is this a dream? Am I awake?
Is this an organized crime?
Maybe I should wake up.
Try to get out of bed.
Turn off these horror movie scenes
that keep running through my head
I did not know that Abe Lincoln
had won the Pulitzer Prize
Where did Peter Lorre get
those Bette Davis eyes?