Written by Doug Harvey

Chorus (both):

Fool around, let’s fool around.
I got some money, let’s go downtown.
Dance like a monkey, act like a clown;
Don’t you want to fool around?

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
Is Q the genius behind the Kung Flu?
Or a trick or treater who likes to shout “Boo”?

Verse (him):
Most of the time I’m a serious man
I read the New York Times and listen to Chopin.
But when I see a pretty girl go walkin’ by,
I smack my lips and say “my, my, my!”.

“Let’s you and me go for a ride in my car
And drink a little whiskey from that old fruit jar
I know a party where they’re havin’ a dance
And when the music stops you can make romance

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
Is Q the genius behind the Kung Flu?
Or a trick or treater who likes to shout “Boo”?

Repeat Chorus

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
Is Q the genius behind the Kung Flu?
Or a trick or treater who likes to shout “Boo”?

Verse (her):
What kind of girl do you think I am?
I ain’t a side of beef or a country ham!
But if you got some money and you show some style,
I might fool around for a little while.

We could dine by soft candlelight
Or go for a stroll in the full moonlight.
You could whisper sweet nothings in my ear
While you try to unhook my French brassiere!

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
Is Q the genius behind the Kung Flu?
Or a trick or treater who likes to shout “Boo”?

Repeat Chorus

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
Is Q the genius behind the Kung Flu?
Or a trick or treater who likes to shout “Boo”?

Verse (him):
I like the way that you swing your hips.
I even like to watch you file your fingertips.
I’d like to see a smile cross your ruby lips
When I slide my fingers up under your slip.

So come on, everybody, it ain’t no crime
For a man and a woman to be makin’ time.
No matter what kind of man or woman you are
You can fool around like a movie star

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
Is Q the genius behind the Kung Flu?
Or a trick or treater who likes to shout “Boo”?

Repeat Chorus
Repeat last line

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
Is Q the genius behind the Kung Flu?
Or a trick or treater who likes to shout “Boo”?

© words & music by Doug Harvey