The NSA in the USA

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The NSA in the USA
Wants to know what you do and say
Every call you make, every bill you pay
(All the texts you’ve got, all the mail you save)
(Every call you make, every game you play)
Every night and every day

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Big Brother’s got his eye on you
Searching data, collecting clues
Where you spend your money and who you screw
Your fingerprints and eyeballs and your bad tattoos

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They got a copy of your address book
Just in case they need to take a look
They’re searching every corner and checking every nook
They always get their man by hook or crook

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They got a big fat folder with your name on it
All the news that fits and doesn’t fit
They got no sense of humor, not an ounce of wit
But when they go to town, man, they just don’t quit

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If you talk to the FBI
You’ll go to prison if you tell a lie
You can’t tell anyone when they drop by
You’d better keep your mouth shut and don’t ask why

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(Spoken) Say you got a hundred friends on Facebook
And your friends each got a hundred friends
And each of their friends got a hundred friends
In three short steps you got a million friends

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Here’s the fundamental ABC’s
You better watch your Q’s and P’s
Dot your I’s and cross your T’s
And there no such thing as just U and me

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It’s just no use, don’t even try
To hide from Uncle Sam’s private eye
You’d better just accept that they’re gonna spy
On everything you do ‘til the day you die

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We need the NSA to help us know
Who’s a friend and who’s a foe
We keep track of everywhere you go
We work for J. Edgar Allan Poe

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