Written by Doug Harvey

Who is Q? cover
Who is Q? cover

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
Is Q the genius behind the Kung Flu?
Or a trick or treater who likes to shout “Boo”?

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
And why is the name just the letter Q?
And why doesn’t anybody have a clue?

I’d like to know, Ms. or Mr. Q,
Are you five foot six or six foot two?
What’s your favorite color, red or blue?
Are you a Muslim, a Christian, or an Orthodox Jew?

Kubla Khan built a dome in Xanadu
Caravans come and go from Timbuktu
We can see the Panda bears in the San Diego Zoo
But no one has ever seen a picture of you

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
Why should anybody give a damn about you?
Why should anybody want to join your crew?

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q ?
Are you Little Bo Peep or Little Boy Blue?
Who, who is Q?

Lord Byron wrote a poem about Don Juan
Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon
Co-dependent groups meet at Al-anon
Has anybody ever been to Qanon?

This silly fairy tale is too far gone
It’s another big lie, a giant con
The deplorable choir is singing your song,
But there’s no such thing as a Qanon

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who are you?
Nobody’s ever heard a peep out of you.
Who, who is Q?

We’re fighting cannibals and pedophiles
Who eat the children they abuse
The media must be in on it
Or else it would make the news

Anybody who would swallow that
Is someone that you can use
You might as well go all in for broke
What have you got to lose?

Who is Q?
Who, who, who is Q?
I heard you used to be Captain Kangaroo
Now you’re living in a beach house in Malibu

Who, who is Q?
Who, who, who are you?
Nobody’s ever heard a peep out of you.
Who, who is Q?
Who, who is Q?
Who, who is Q?

© words & music by Doug Harvey

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